tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-639651303883827561.post1254173750726151390..comments2023-12-03T00:36:33.809-08:00Comments on The Kotyk Report: Single Girl Spider HysteriaAge (for short)http://www.blogger.com/profile/08875188902429406443noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-639651303883827561.post-73226860188599510092014-09-23T13:05:02.251-07:002014-09-23T13:05:02.251-07:00Totally understand. And dude, buy spider spray! Cr...Totally understand. And dude, buy spider spray! Create a fortress of cancer-causing-chemical protection around you! Better than living in constant hyper-alert fear!<br /><br />So my version of "take matter into your own hands" is to make Parker kill them. He's old enough, it's time for him to start earning his keep.<br /><br />Except when he's at school, then I have no choice but to deal with them. As I wrote this, I had to go deal with a beetle in the basement. Those fuckers are squirmy. I debated just leaving the kleenex covering him, that way I didn't have to pick him up and risk him jumping onto my hand, because those bastards do that. I scooped him and bolted upstairs as fast as my stubby little legs would carry me and then triple flushed the little bastard just to make sure he didn't climb back out of the toilet to seek revenge on me. Because they do that too.Sarahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06245717624366125786noreply@blogger.com