My boss Larry called me in the other day to sit me down and discuss my employee rating sheet. He handed it to me and let me have a quick look over before we

After I left the meeting room and took a few minutes to read through the fake sheet, I had to laugh. The comments that he put in were pretty hilarious. In society today we are so hung up on the numbers that we skip the reading of the words and immediately look at the numbers. For instance, body weight. We get all worried about what the scales say and don't take into consideration how we feel at the weight we are at. If I had read the comments then I would have easily figured out it was a joke much more quickly.
So here's a quick run through of what the phony rating sheet said:
*Safety Practices - 3/10 - We saw her wear her hard hat a few times (I don't have to wear a hard hat where I work so this comment actually made me upset when I read it at first because I wasn't in the wrong here).
*Attitude - 8/10 - She definitely has an attitude, pink hair?
*Work Performance - 5/10 - And she managed to read 8 novels this summer (actually I should be able to get through 9 by the end of it).
*Initiative - 4/10 - First one to leave when something goes wrong.
*Dependability - 2/10 - Missed her third shift (I actually took a day off for Sarah's wedding and everyone was on my case, jokingly of course, that I got a day off so soon after beginning working there).
*Cooperativeness - 4/10 - Sits quietly in the lunchroom, never talks to others.
*Critical Thinking - 3/10 - She always asks others what to do (only when really confused or breaking things).
*Responsibility - 10/10 - Broke a forklift and damaged our elevator (he gave me such high points because I'm the first to admit when I mess up).

*Adapability - 3/10 - She hates change (this coming for the girl who changes her hair colout every week?).
*Communication Skills - 8/10 - Don't know, she never talks.
*Fitness - 4/10 - Seems to get a lot of sleep at work (I sleep the least out of everyone).
Tip of the Day: Never trust your boss.
Oh, and he also recommended me to be discharged. Geez. Way to make a girl feel special.
But on the bright side, I also won and received a $50 gift card from Teck. Yay for gift cards to Canadian Tire!
I have a confession to make. when mom and dad told me about your blog I decided to check it out and I've been hooked (lurking) ever since... which I feel kinda creepy about so I'm outting myself. blogging is such a crazy thing... I've been able to follow (somewhat) what Chris has been up to... seems like you guys have had a great/busy summer and I'm just happy you were willing to share it with us by blogging about it. =) when will we see you?
ReplyDeleteI'm glad for the creeping! It makes me happy knowing that people out there are reading this ridiculous thing when it's basically just me ranting about my silly life. We'll be back on Sept 5th. Well, I will be anyway. Chris may be wanting to stay a bit longer...BC has that effect on people. I'll let you know :)
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