Monday, May 23, 2011

Short Lived

So the amazing weather was very short lived. A day and a half to be exact and all I got out of it was a bad bad tan-line and false hope that warm weather had finally arrived. But I'm not complaining! Just disappointed because I'm so ready for warmth.

I guess it's really no big deal that the weather didn't cooperate the past few days because I spent most of my time at the restaurant working. I even managed to pick up a shift today and even though it's a holiday, we were busy! I was basically in a full run for my entire shift. Actually, now that I think of it, I worked my tail off the entire weekend. We were quite busy!

I already posted this on Facebook so a lot of you will already know this, but I thought it was so funny that I had to share on the blog as well. Today at work I had a table, a girl and her mom, and instead of giving me a tip they left a card for me on the table that had "Jesus, He Can Save You" written on it, and on the back some kind of Mormon website or church or something. I had to laugh. I wish I had kept it. I guess I looked like I needed some saving today. Good thing they didn't see how I defiled my temple with tattoos - I might have been thrown into a van and sent down to LA where they would have me become a big star in cheesy porno flicks where I have a short sidekick who wears a helmet with a giant dildo attached to the top. Oh no wait. That's Orgazmo and totally fiction. My bad.

Tip of the Day: If you have never seen the movie Orgazmo then please go rent it or download it illegally like the rest of the population. It's hilarious.

1 comment:

  1. NOT!
    Jess says....
    Maybe they were trying to be your friend? Imagine if you drew a devil w/horns below your Thx Age, on the bill! Hahahahahaha! That'd be AWESOME!